Rajinikanth : Facts of Life

* Rajinikanth makes onions cry

* Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.

* Ghosts are actually caused by Rajinikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.

* Rajinikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.

* Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

* Rajinikanth can drown a fish.

* When Rajinikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,……… …. he turns the dark off.

* When Rajinikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajinikanth and Rajinikanth.

* Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajinikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.

* The last digit of pi is Rajinikanth. He is the end of all things.

* Rajinikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

* A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajinikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

* Rajinikanth' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajinikanth.

* If you spell Rajinikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajinikanth?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

* Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

* When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

* Rajinikanth can kill two stones with one bird.

* Rajinikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

* Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajinikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

* There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.

* Rajinikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

* Rajinikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way.

* It takes Rajinikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

* Rajinikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

* In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.

* Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajinikanth.

* Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajinikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.

* Rajinikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

* With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajinikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

* The square root of Rajinikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajinikanth, the result is death.

* When you say "no one's perfect", Rajinikanth takes this as a personal insult.

* Rajnikanth doesn't wear a watch, He decides what time it is.

* Rajinikanth has counted to infinity – twice.

* When Rajinikanth does a pushup, He isn't lifting himself up but He's pushing the earth down.

* RajiniKanth killed the Dead Sea.

* Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, Rajinikanth is always first.

* Rajinikanth doesn't defecate. Nothing can scare the shit out of him.

* Rajinikanth doesn't believe in the laws of physics. Hence, they do not exist.

* USA could not find any Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai!

* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajinikanth has allowed to live.

And my Fav :)

* Rajinikanth's email id – gmail@rajnikanth.com

ICICI Bank phishing fraud case

The Adjudicator of Tamil Nadu jolted Indian Bankers out of their cozy slumber by his decision on April 12, 2010 in the case of Umashankar Sivasubramaniam Vs ICICI Bank. In this case, the adjudicator PWC Davidar held ICICI Bank liable to pay damages to the extent of Rs 12.85 lakh on an alleged "phishing" fraud incident involving fraudulent transfer of an amount of Rs 6.46 lakh. In the ICICI Bank phishing fraud case, the Adjudicator clearly documents reasons why he considers it necessary to hold the bank liable not only to repay the involved amount, but also interest and other expenses.

In my opinion, ICICI Bank should be glad that it escaped with only a financial liability instead of also being held liable for criminal liabilities under several sections of the Information Technology Act 2000 (ITA 2000) and the Indian Penal Code (IPC). There was (and still is), a possibility that criminal liabilities would have stuck onseveral officials of the bank for this phishing fraud incident, including Managers of two of its branches, the CISO, the Directors and the Chairman of the Bank, as well as resulted in jail sentence for the officials.
 
The ICICI Bank phishing fraud case judgment is a landmark judgment in India for several reasons, some of which can be highlighted here.

1. It is a revelation for many in India to realize that there is a judicial office called the "Adjudicator", which it can deliver such decisions. Though Adjudicators are in place for every State and Union Territory in India since March 25, 2003, few have recognized their presence and role. There have been hundreds of phishing fraud cases involving banks over the past few years in India, and a few customers have tried to take legal action for recovery of their losses. However, most phishing fraud victims have approached the Banking Ombudsman or consumer courts in the past. The ICICI bank phishing fraud case was the first instance when a victim recognized the correct jurisdiction for such disputes, and approached the Adjudicator.

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