Interesting XLS files

Check some really interesting XLS files.

• What did your mobile no say?
• Sun rise and Sun set in Hongkong.
• Life Calculations.
• Know your Character.
• Indian Languages.
• Helpful calculators.
• Blood group Diets
• Amount of water to drink
• Age Character Calculations.
  

Enjoyy.............. :)

Business is business

One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give $20 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived."

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick." The teacher said, "Sorry Alan, that's not correct."

Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew." The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either.

Finally, a Gujarati boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ." The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jayant, come up here and I'll give you the $20."

As the teacher was giving Jayant his money, she said, "You know Jayant, since you are Gujarati, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ."

Jayant replied, "Yes, in my heart I knew it was Lord Krishna, but business is business!".

Challenger Dip

Here starts the golden era of Naval Research: Nereus

Which is the deepest place of See? I bet, you dont know that. We all know about the highest place on earth, but our General knowleged goes to zero. The deepest are of ocean world is 'Mariyana French', and the deepest place in this deep area is known as 'Challenger Dip'.  The name itselft carry an interesting story.

Swiden scientist named James Pecard, has changed a fish hunting boat into a naval laboratory and given name 'HMS challenger'.  Using this challenger he finds the deepest place in see, and on name of challenger this place is known as challenger dip. After finding the deepest place in ocean,  James pecard also saw dream of reaching there, and he also fulfils the dream. On 23rd january 1960, James pecard and american navy's Don Walse, went to challenger dip in a specially designed submarine by pecard, and since that none has ever managed to reached into such deep.

Once again after so long, a special robotic vehicle designed by nereus group of scientist has reached to challenger dip. Team who developed nereus believes that nereus will start second golden period in the history of naval research.

Nereus is developed by woods Hall osenographic institution. Experts believe that USA have made a robotic vehicle which can touch the bottom part of sea, other contries of the world will start a new race in naval research. Nereus is the name of Sea god's son. Whose half body is of fish and remainig half is of human. Susan humfris says that though today robotic vehicle has touched sea bottom, within upcomming 5 years human included robotic vehicle will be able to go to deep in sea. Using the contemporary technology we can reach upto 60% deep of sea, but using nereus we can reach to the bottom of almost every ocean.

On 31st may, 2007 nereus creates a world record by reaching 10,902 meter deep into the see connected using fible optic cabel with ship named Mono. This distance is 2 kilometers more that the distance between sea level to mount averest.

Mariyana trense in pecific ocean, is a part of 'pecific ring of fire'. It includes world most active volcanos. In the bottom of sea, many on such volcanos became active time by time, which creates tsunami and earthquake. Apart from naval geology, earthquake and tsunami can be studid in deep using nereus.We can study the chemistry of materials available at such deep in sea. Naval world's products can be used for medical purposes.

With the initial experiments of nereus, university of hawai has gathered such an extra ordinary samples that have never been found. That includes strange fluid samples at bottom level of sea and naval live creature world's samples.

Proud to be Indian........

NOT A STORY BUT A TRUE INCIDENT THAT HAPPENED IN AMERICA.



An Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.

He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business

for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank  will need some form of security for the loan,

so the Indian man hands over the keys  and documents of new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank.

He produces the title and everything checks out.

The loan officer agrees to accept  the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Indian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Indian returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to  $15.41.

The loan officer says, 
"Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.

While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire.

What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow '$5,000' ? "

The Indian replies:

"Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'"

Ah, the mind of the Indian... ....... This is why India is shining.