Are u planning to marry
#CASE 1
Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
#CASE 2
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger??" The other replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
#CASE 3
Before a man is married, he is incomplete. Then when he is married, he is finished.
#CASE 4
Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's status.
#CASE 5
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married??" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying for it."
#CASE 6
Young son : "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad : "That happens in most countries son."
#CASE 7
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late."
#CASE 8
A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes
#CASE 9
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. Affair ?
#CASE 10
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
#CASE 11
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the Husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
#CASE 12
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified : "Wife wanted". The next day, he received hundreds letters. They all said the same thing "You can have mine."
#CASE 13
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing : either the car is new or his wife is new.
#CASE 14
A woman was telling her friend : "It is I who made my husband a millionaire. "
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Intel Core Duo vs. Core 2 Duo
Intel Core Duo vs. Core 2 Duo : What's the Difference between Intel Core Duo and Core 2 Duo
Core Duo is Intel's first dual-core CPU. It's a whole new architecture for Microsoft, using two cores on a single die, which, put simply, gives you two chips in one package. Running at lower speeds than the old Pentium line, the Core Duo conserves substantial power vs. ratcheting up clock speed while offering what was, at the time, record-breaking performance.
Now there's Core 2 Duo. In many ways Core 2 is the same as Core: The chips are built using the same production process and fit in the same sockets as Core Duo chips. Putting aside Core 2 Extreme (a fancy version of the Core 2 Duo), you won't see many spec changes: Both chips have the same frontside bus speed of 667MHz, but Core 2 Duo is now available at somewhat faster clock speeds (as I write this, 2.67GHz chips are available). The frontside bus communicates between the CPU and RAM (and other components), and it's a notorious performance bottleneck for computers. The Core 2 also has the same L2 cache that the Core has. However, there are architecture changes to the silicon that give the Core 2 more sophisticated processing abilities. Both chips exist in desktop and laptop versions.
Why does all of this matter? Performance, pure and simple. In my tests, Core 2 Duo computers outperform Core Duo computers on tasks across the board, from rendering graphics and video to spell-checking documents. The speed improvement varies widely, but on average it's about 30 percent. That's significant in an industry that thrives on tiny, incremental improvement. Better yet, there's not an appreciable difference in battery life on notebooks, as power consumption for both chips (at the same clock speed) is about the same.
Now let's consider pricing. Initially, Core 2 chips were more expensive than Core, but that has changed, as Core is practically gone from the desktop market now. Surprisingly, you can now get a 2.13GHz Core 2 CPU for less than the price of a 1.66GHz Core CPU. Still, expect to see some systems still on the market that use the Core CPU, especially in laptops. Performance is still very good with Core, so don't feel like you're getting second-class goods if you buy a Core Duo notebook, but remember you are buying a chip that Intel is no longer actively selling, and prices for Core 2 systems aren't really any different than they were for Cores. If it was my money, I'd hold out for a Core 2 system unless you got a great deal on a Core... which will be all but vanished from the market in a matter of months.
how much miracle costs?
A little girl, Tess, went to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar from its hiding place in the closet.
She poured the change out on the floor and counted it carefully.
Three times, even The total had to be exactly perfect. No chance here for mistakes.
Carefully placing the coins back in the jar and twisting on the cap, she slipped out the back door and made her way 6 blocks to Rexall's Drug Store with the big red Indian Chief sign above the door.
She waited patiently for the pharmacist to give her some attention, but he was too busy at this moment.
Tess twisted her feet to make a scuffing noise. Nothing.... She cleared her throat with the most disgusting sound she could muster. No good Finally she took a quarter from her jar and banged it on the glass counter. That did it!
'And what do you want?' the pharmacist asked in an annoyed tone of voice. I'm talking to my brother from Chicago whom I haven't seen in ages,' he said without waiting for a reply to his question.
'Well, I want to talk to you about my brother,' Tess answered back in the same annoyed tone. 'He's really, really sick...and I want to buy a miracle.'
'I beg your pardon?' said the pharmacist.
'His name is Andrew and he has something bad growing inside his head and my Daddy says only a miracle can save him now. So how much does a miracle cost?'
'We don't sell miracles here, little girl. I'm sorry but I can't help you,' the pharmacist said, softening a little.
'Listen, I have the money to pay for it. If it isn't enough, I will get the rest. Just tell me how much it costs.'
The pharmacist's brother was a well dressed man. He stooped down and asked the little girl, 'What kind of a miracle does your brother need?'
' I don't know,' Tess replied with her eyes swelling up. I just know he's really sick and Mommy says he needs an operation. But my Daddy can't pay for it, so I want to use my money.'
'How much do you have?' asked the man from Chicago.
She waited patiently for the pharmacist to give her some attention, but he was too busy at this moment.
Tess twisted her feet to make a scuffing noise. Nothing.... She cleared her throat with the most disgusting sound she could muster. No good Finally she took a quarter from her jar and banged it on the glass counter. That did it!
'And what do you want?' the pharmacist asked in an annoyed tone of voice. I'm talking to my brother from Chicago whom I haven't seen in ages,' he said without waiting for a reply to his question.
'Well, I want to talk to you about my brother,' Tess answered back in the same annoyed tone. 'He's really, really sick...and I want to buy a miracle.'
'I beg your pardon?' said the pharmacist.
'His name is Andrew and he has something bad growing inside his head and my Daddy says only a miracle can save him now. So how much does a miracle cost?'
'We don't sell miracles here, little girl. I'm sorry but I can't help you,' the pharmacist said, softening a little.
'Listen, I have the money to pay for it. If it isn't enough, I will get the rest. Just tell me how much it costs.'
The pharmacist's brother was a well dressed man. He stooped down and asked the little girl, 'What kind of a miracle does your brother need?'
' I don't know,' Tess replied with her eyes swelling up. I just know he's really sick and Mommy says he needs an operation. But my Daddy can't pay for it, so I want to use my money.'
'How much do you have?' asked the man from Chicago.
'One dollar and eleven cents,' Tess answered barely audibly. 'And it's all the money I have, but I can get some more if I need to.'
'Well, what a coincidence,' smiled the man. 'A dollar and eleven cents---the exact price of a miracle for little brothers. '
He took her money in one hand and with the other hand he grasped her mitten and said 'Take me to where you live.
I want to see your brother and meet your parents. Let's see if I have the miracle you need.'
'Well, what a coincidence,' smiled the man. 'A dollar and eleven cents---the exact price of a miracle for little brothers. '
He took her money in one hand and with the other hand he grasped her mitten and said 'Take me to where you live.
I want to see your brother and meet your parents. Let's see if I have the miracle you need.'
That well dressed man was Dr. Carlton Armstrong, a surgeon, specializing in neuro-surgery. The operation was completed free of charge and it wasn't long until Andrew was home again and doing well.
Mom and Dad were happily talking about the chain of events that had led them to this place.
'That surgery,' her Mom whispered. 'was a real miracle. I wonder how much it would have cost?'
Tess smiled. She knew exactly how much a miracle cost..one dollar and eleven cents....plus the faith of a little child.
In our lives, we never know how many miracles we will need.
A miracle is not the suspension of natural law, but the operation of a higher law.
Mom and Dad were happily talking about the chain of events that had led them to this place.
'That surgery,' her Mom whispered. 'was a real miracle. I wonder how much it would have cost?'
Tess smiled. She knew exactly how much a miracle cost..one dollar and eleven cents....plus the faith of a little child.
In our lives, we never know how many miracles we will need.
A miracle is not the suspension of natural law, but the operation of a higher law.
I know you'll keep the ball moving!
Here it goes. Throw it back to someone who means something to you!
A ball is a circle, no beginning, no end.
It keeps us together like our Circle of Friends.
But the treasure inside for you to see is the treasure of friendship you've granted to me.
Today I pass the friendship ball to you.
Pass it on to someone who is a friend to you.
A ball is a circle, no beginning, no end.
It keeps us together like our Circle of Friends.
But the treasure inside for you to see is the treasure of friendship you've granted to me.
Today I pass the friendship ball to you.
Pass it on to someone who is a friend to you.
how 2 keep women happy
Keeping a woman happy is vital for a healthy relationship. Here are several tips to keep a girl happy - pay attention and reap the rewards.
Keep her happy rule #1 - Always be yourself; don't supplicate. There are guys out there who think they aren't good enough to attract a jaw-dropping beautiful, sexy woman, so they put on an act. A confident man doesn't act like this. As I write this article, I'm in Argentina, where there are plenty of amazing girls holding onto the arm of an out of shape dude with a mullet haircut. It just goes to show that women are more attracted to confidence and personality than looks.
Keep her happy rule #2 - Notice the little things. Women are all about the details. Does she have a favorite candy, a favorite flower, color, etc.? Get creative, surprise her with little momentos, she'll appreciate these things. I've met guys who try to impress girls with big gifts, but the reality is the women appreciate the smaller gifts a lot more in general.
Keep her happy rule #3 - This one is pretty simple: Appreciate her. Never take your woman for granted, let her know from time to time why you value her, what you find so irresistable about her.
Keep her happy rule #4 - The next rule is to be careful with her jealousy triggers. Basically this means - don't obviously ogle over other girls. Girls don't like to feel insecure, and they don't understand that men are visual beings who check out other women. Women are biologically engineered to seek a lifetime protector, so realize that checking out other women in front of your partner may make things testy between you two.
Keep her happy rule #5 - Keep her smiling and laughing. Men love good looks - but as I said earlier, women love a personality, including his sense of humor. A healthy relationship involves lots of laughs and some inside jokes.
Keep her happy rule #6 - Find common interests and activities, and keep things fresh in the relationship. Take an interest in her hobbies and interests, and introduce her to some of yours. Constantly learn and explore with each other, it keeps you both young, and keeps the relationship healthy.
Keep her happy rule #7 - Stay interesting. I know from experience that once you have the girl, you might become lazy in a lot of different respects. This will eventually kill the attraction, and the relationship. Keep yourself fresh, groom yourself, buy a new t-shirt once in a blue moon. Don't get sloppy or you could lose her.
Keep her happy rule #8 - Entertain her friends. If you win over a woman's friends and/or family, you gain major points. She can now trust you even more, and this only increases your value. I wouldn't try to become best friends with any of her friends, but keep things light, funny, and entertaining. This always works in your favor.
Keep her happy rule #9 - Be considerate of her feelings. Women are more emotional beings than men. Women want to feel understood. Give her some support and she will appreciate you for it. Don't fight her bad moods.
Keep her happy rule #10 - Always be open to try new things. When you start dating a girl, things are new and exciting. After a while, the two of you may find yourself in predictable routine. The more you shake things up, the more you will enjoy each other and learn about each other. This keeps the relationship healthy and growing.
There you have it, ten easy-enough rules to follow if you are serious about keeping your relationships strong. If you don't pay attention to these rules, you'll find out the hard way about the reality of a stale, fearful relationship. .. they don't last.
Keep her happy rule #1 - Always be yourself; don't supplicate. There are guys out there who think they aren't good enough to attract a jaw-dropping beautiful, sexy woman, so they put on an act. A confident man doesn't act like this. As I write this article, I'm in Argentina, where there are plenty of amazing girls holding onto the arm of an out of shape dude with a mullet haircut. It just goes to show that women are more attracted to confidence and personality than looks.
Keep her happy rule #2 - Notice the little things. Women are all about the details. Does she have a favorite candy, a favorite flower, color, etc.? Get creative, surprise her with little momentos, she'll appreciate these things. I've met guys who try to impress girls with big gifts, but the reality is the women appreciate the smaller gifts a lot more in general.
Keep her happy rule #3 - This one is pretty simple: Appreciate her. Never take your woman for granted, let her know from time to time why you value her, what you find so irresistable about her.
Keep her happy rule #4 - The next rule is to be careful with her jealousy triggers. Basically this means - don't obviously ogle over other girls. Girls don't like to feel insecure, and they don't understand that men are visual beings who check out other women. Women are biologically engineered to seek a lifetime protector, so realize that checking out other women in front of your partner may make things testy between you two.
Keep her happy rule #5 - Keep her smiling and laughing. Men love good looks - but as I said earlier, women love a personality, including his sense of humor. A healthy relationship involves lots of laughs and some inside jokes.
Keep her happy rule #6 - Find common interests and activities, and keep things fresh in the relationship. Take an interest in her hobbies and interests, and introduce her to some of yours. Constantly learn and explore with each other, it keeps you both young, and keeps the relationship healthy.
Keep her happy rule #7 - Stay interesting. I know from experience that once you have the girl, you might become lazy in a lot of different respects. This will eventually kill the attraction, and the relationship. Keep yourself fresh, groom yourself, buy a new t-shirt once in a blue moon. Don't get sloppy or you could lose her.
Keep her happy rule #8 - Entertain her friends. If you win over a woman's friends and/or family, you gain major points. She can now trust you even more, and this only increases your value. I wouldn't try to become best friends with any of her friends, but keep things light, funny, and entertaining. This always works in your favor.
Keep her happy rule #9 - Be considerate of her feelings. Women are more emotional beings than men. Women want to feel understood. Give her some support and she will appreciate you for it. Don't fight her bad moods.
Keep her happy rule #10 - Always be open to try new things. When you start dating a girl, things are new and exciting. After a while, the two of you may find yourself in predictable routine. The more you shake things up, the more you will enjoy each other and learn about each other. This keeps the relationship healthy and growing.
There you have it, ten easy-enough rules to follow if you are serious about keeping your relationships strong. If you don't pay attention to these rules, you'll find out the hard way about the reality of a stale, fearful relationship. .. they don't last.
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